You know how some people say, "Oh gosh I'm so bored."
Well, this is me:
"I'm freaking bored to death, which is weird because I'm getting chased by zombies. Ha ha. I know that I sound kind of insane. I probably am insane. Ha ha ha."
Yeah. Freaky.
But seriously true.
I think that I'm going crazy. Since when is getting chased by highly contagious zombies boring? Oh, yeah. When it became a daily routine. No, that's not funny. Or is it? Like I said, crazy. I'm so crazy! Ha ha ha!
I'm even creeping myself out. That's insane! That's crazy!
Okay. I've been using the word crazy way too much. And before I start repeating everything that I've already said, I better record the top 10 best ways to kill a zombie.
1) rocket launcher
2) SMG
3) frying pan
4) chainsaw
5) shotgun
6) music from the 50's
7) grenade
8) fire
9) bomb
10) speeding bus
Sadly, the only weapons that I've been able to get my hands on are numbers three, five, six, eight, and surprisingly ten. Long story that involves someone leaving their keys in their van and a horde of zombies.
Let me explain the 50's music.
That stuff is just awful. I'm sorry, but it is. If you can manage to find a really old CD or an iPod with the music on it, and then some kind of speaker device and start playing it, the zombies start running away. Seriously. I almost died laughing the first time I tried it.
I don't even know what day it is. Or even the month. I'm pretty sure about the year, but what does it matter? I'm insane. That kind of benefits the smashing with a frying pan.
-Wynter Sora
Yeah. Freaky.
But seriously true.
I think that I'm going crazy. Since when is getting chased by highly contagious zombies boring? Oh, yeah. When it became a daily routine. No, that's not funny. Or is it? Like I said, crazy. I'm so crazy! Ha ha ha!
I'm even creeping myself out. That's insane! That's crazy!
Okay. I've been using the word crazy way too much. And before I start repeating everything that I've already said, I better record the top 10 best ways to kill a zombie.
1) rocket launcher
2) SMG
3) frying pan
4) chainsaw
5) shotgun
6) music from the 50's
7) grenade
8) fire
9) bomb
10) speeding bus
Sadly, the only weapons that I've been able to get my hands on are numbers three, five, six, eight, and surprisingly ten. Long story that involves someone leaving their keys in their van and a horde of zombies.
Let me explain the 50's music.
That stuff is just awful. I'm sorry, but it is. If you can manage to find a really old CD or an iPod with the music on it, and then some kind of speaker device and start playing it, the zombies start running away. Seriously. I almost died laughing the first time I tried it.
I don't even know what day it is. Or even the month. I'm pretty sure about the year, but what does it matter? I'm insane. That kind of benefits the smashing with a frying pan.
-Wynter Sora
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