It's been three weeks and two days since I last wrote. Probably because I've been so busy fighting for my life, trying not to catch the illness which is now all over the city, and then avoiding the zombie-like infected people that are trying to eat my brains. Braaaaiiinns. My only weapon is not exactly my weapon of choice. No, it's not a rocket launcher or a machine gun; it's a frying pan. Yes, I am beating zombies to death with a frying pan.
On a "fun" scale of one to ten, zombies are about -42.
Well then. The illness does not effect animals, so it's not a whole I Am Legend thing. It's kind of more like Left 4 Dead, except for no Boomers or Spitters or Smokers. Plus no crazy Jockeys, because in this world, every zombie tries to leap onto your back.
One good thing is that there are no killer mutant zombie clowns.
What's worse that a clown? A killer mutant. What's worse that a killer mutant? A killer mutant zombie. What's worse that a killer mutant zombie? A killer mutant zombie clown. They're your worst nightmare, the ultimate evil. They're even more demented than regular clowns, which is saying a lot.
Crap! I have to go. I'll try to write soon, but the sun's setting and I seriously don't want to get caught in the middle of the horde.
-Wynter Sora
On a "fun" scale of one to ten, zombies are about -42.
Well then. The illness does not effect animals, so it's not a whole I Am Legend thing. It's kind of more like Left 4 Dead, except for no Boomers or Spitters or Smokers. Plus no crazy Jockeys, because in this world, every zombie tries to leap onto your back.
One good thing is that there are no killer mutant zombie clowns.
What's worse that a clown? A killer mutant. What's worse that a killer mutant? A killer mutant zombie. What's worse that a killer mutant zombie? A killer mutant zombie clown. They're your worst nightmare, the ultimate evil. They're even more demented than regular clowns, which is saying a lot.
Crap! I have to go. I'll try to write soon, but the sun's setting and I seriously don't want to get caught in the middle of the horde.
-Wynter Sora
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