SARCASM.

i am a member of CSI; Canadian Sarcasm institute. i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. i did not slap you, i simply high-fived your face. i thought he was my knight in shining armor... but he just turned out to be a loser in tin foil. suck it up, sunshine. sarcasm is just one more free service we offer. just because i don't care doesn't mean i don't get it. take my advice: i'm not using it. i speak sarcasm as a second language. my blood is rich in irony. a day without sunshine... it's like... it's like... NIGHT, you idiot. sarcasm- yeah, that'll work. it isn't half full- it's just a glass with water. i don't SUFFER from insanity- i enjoy ever minute of it! i'm fresh out of sympathy- can i interest you in a sarcastic coment? hold that thought- now take it somewhere else.believe me, i know how you feel; i just don't care. and your point is? oops, did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
At one point today, all these things ran through my head.
What a day, huh?