Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Afterthoughts

Dear Diary,
Hello again! I actually had more than one meal today, which hasn't happened in more than a month. I've staked my claim to the Super-Duper Mart. It has food, and since it's in the seldom-traveled-to part of New York City, I don't think that anyone's going to take it from me.
By the way, I found out exactly what the mysterious sickness is! I don't know its scientific name, but it starts with an A, and it's commonly referred to as Zombie Syndrome. Wonderful, isn't it? it causes people to, like, lose their minds and become a cannibal or something. Pretty scary, right?
Well, I'm going to keep this short, because now I'm really tired. I just ate half a box of Cheese-Its (Fire ate the other half) and a few almost-rotten apples. Yuck.
-Direen

2 comments:

  1. OMG you absolutely STOLE my idea. i hate you :P

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  2. i did not steal your idea, i made it better :)
    jk :P

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